Miffle sniff bark!
I make noises when it’s dark.
Under the covers, shivering form
Sleeping’s easy when it’s warm.
Snuffle sniff yap!
I just chased a cat off of your lap.
Twitching paws indicate a a great chase-
I put that cat in his place.
Growl sniff leap!
I’m terrifying when I sleep.
No burglar, cat, dog or man
Can stop me when I’m in dream-land.