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I’m not the only tiny thing around here anymore…

– and it’s kind of a bummer. Well, there are good and bad things about it. Gwen is kind of okay, when she’s not pulling my tail or grabbing my ears or yelling in my face. The rest of the

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What the Thing Was

To my loyal readers, I regretfully apologize for my absence. I’ve had a few crazy months dealing with cats, other dogs, visits to the dreaded vet and all sorts of things that have distracted me from writing in my blog.

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The Thing

Day 1: There’s a thing growing on my face. I’m not sure what it is, but it’s there, and I know it itches. I’ve been trying to hide it from the Big People. I know that if they see it,

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Yarfing in My Sleep

::yarf:: ::snarf:: Miffle sniff bark! I make noises when it’s dark. Under the covers, shivering form Sleeping’s easy when it’s warm. ::whine:: ::twitch:: Snuffle sniff yap! I just chased a cat off of your lap. Twitching paws indicate a a

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I don’t like baths, either.

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Back and ready to attack!

Hi Big People and real people (dogs). I know it’s been a while, but I’ve been busy cooking up new ways to annoy the cats, avoid my mother and eat Big People food when they’re not looking. It’s been an

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Dogs shouldn’t do drugs.

Doggies doing drugs isn’t new – some of them start it as young pups. Take my advice: Stick to bacon. Literally and figuratively. ::drool:: Plus, drugs make you paranoid. ::sniffs the air for insurgents::

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Bark, bark, bark!

Look out there, it’s a tree! The limbs are moving swishingly It’s a squirrel I think I see- So I bark, bark, bark! It’s a shadow on the ground! It moves when I move all around It looks just like

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I wonder if he needs a dancing partner?

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I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

This is just miserable. My Big Person came home yesterday from the magical palace of pet supplies known as PETCO with a new bone. It was a Nylabone, if I was reading my Big People Script correctly. I overheard them

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