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Yarfing in My Sleep

::yarf:: ::snarf:: Miffle sniff bark! I make noises when it’s dark. Under the covers, shivering form Sleeping’s easy when it’s warm. ::whine:: ::twitch:: Snuffle sniff yap! I just chased a cat off of your lap. Twitching paws indicate a a

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I don’t like baths, either.

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Back and ready to attack!

Hi Big People and real people (dogs). I know it’s been a while, but I’ve been busy cooking up new ways to annoy the cats, avoid my mother and eat Big People food when they’re not looking. It’s been an

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Dogs shouldn’t do drugs.

Doggies doing drugs isn’t new – some of them start it as young pups. Take my advice: Stick to bacon. Literally and figuratively. ::drool:: Plus, drugs make you paranoid. ::sniffs the air for insurgents::

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Bark, bark, bark!

Look out there, it’s a tree! The limbs are moving swishingly It’s a squirrel I think I see- So I bark, bark, bark! It’s a shadow on the ground! It moves when I move all around It looks just like

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I wonder if he needs a dancing partner?

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I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

This is just miserable. My Big Person came home yesterday from the magical palace of pet supplies known as PETCO with a new bone. It was a Nylabone, if I was reading my Big People Script correctly. I overheard them

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I’ve made this pig an honorary dog!

This brave young pig saved a poor goat as it struggled in the water. Personally, I hate it when I have to take a bath – I hope this guy is around next time I’m floundering in the water.

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It’s my birthday, and I’ll whine if I want to.

This whole dog-years thing is getting me down. If I were to believe the truth about dog years (and I’m not sure I do,) ┬áthat would mean that today I am 37 years old. I don’t believe it. Honestly I

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Cats aren’t just stupid…they’re weird.

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