Monthly Archives: May 2010

A 21 Bark Salute!

You’re the reason I can eat bacon in peace!   You’re the reason I can practice Buddhism without persecution!   You’re the reason I can trot down the sidewalk in safety!   You’re the reason I am alive and well,

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Dreaming in Dog

I am sleeping on a pile of bacon. It is hot and salty. As I toss and turn, the bacon crunches. The crunching wakes me. My eyes bug in wonder and delight. I reach forward for the first gobble, and

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A Shelter Dog’s Lament

I could have been a fire-dog, painted black spots on my hide I would have run into burning schools, and rescue the children inside. I could have been a guide dog, and help those who couldn’t see navigate busy roads

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Squishy Explains – Part 3 – the final chapter

Back once more by popular demand! A few questions still remain unanswered –   Q. Why do dogs walk in circles before they finally lay down? A.  Here’s what Amied says about it:   “Folklore has it that dogs circle

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Squishy Explains – Part 2

Continuing with my personal exclusive story, here are some of the questions I’ve collected:   Q. how iz u today 🙂 A. I am doing quite well, actually. Leeloo headbutted the cat this morning, so that was very entertaining. I’ve

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Behind the Face – Squishy explains all

It seems that there has been some confusion about me, and about all dogs in general. Therefore, I think it is my dogly duty to clear up a few things.   Q. Why do you lick noses, Squishface? A. I

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How many dogs does it take…

It’s much too dark in this house. The lamp blew out when I plugged in my laptop to the socket that had 3 extension cords and 14 devices plugged into it.   So, I asked a few of my friends

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Ole! It’s Squisho de Mayo!

With extra mayo! And Bacon!   I’m reaching deep today, blogees. Deep into my Mexican core. For those of you who are unaware, Chihuahuas originate from the mexican desert. We ranged the hot sands, ate cactus and were chased by

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