Monthly Archives: April 2010

How To Annoy Big People

Are the Big People bothering you lately? Are they getting on your last nerve? When you’re tired of being pushed around and really want to reap some revenge, here’s a list of easy ways to annoy Big People.   1.

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The Crate Escape

I was napping in my crate yesterday. Leeloo was supposed to be napping in hers, but as usual she was whining instead. I wasn’t going to let it keep me awake, so i shoved my head under my pillow and

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Under the Weather Report

My BP isn’t looking too good today, so I’m providing an under-the-weather report.   Foggy, and warm with temperatures between 98.9 – 102. Sneezy and sniffly, with a light drizzle of fever sweat. Plenty of coughing and snorting, so get

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Dogs just wanna have bones

Sung to the tune of “Girls just wanna have fun”   I dream of rawhide in the middle of the night, My mother steals it and I put up a fight Oh Leeloo,dear you’d better watch your tone cause dogs,

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You Mutt Be Joking

As most of you know, I am a mutt. Some would call me a “designer dog,” which I think sounds snooty. In reality, I’m a mutt. My mother, (you may know her as Leeloo,) is half Applehead Chihuahua, and half

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How much is that doggy in the window?

I saw a sign on the highway. My nose pressed to the glass. I read what the massive billboard said, and this really burns my rear.   The sign portrayed my sister. not by birth, but breed. She was hawking

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The Undercover Ghost

I was sleeping peacefully, half-in and half-out of a pillowcase, when I heard a swooshy noise. It sounded much like the blanket nearby was moving around. It woke me out of a sound sleep and I opened one eye to

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Bacon – a collection of limerlicks

A crunchy fine strip of delight Can be consumed morning or night. This glorious treat Is not merely a meat, But a vacation that you can bite.   Farewell to my salty old friend Who’s time is nearing its end

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How to be scary

I recently thwarted an attack by Leeloo. She was attempting to steal my bone, and I reacted in a frightening manner, scaring her away.   If this ever happens to you, follow these simple steps!   Step 1: Growl  

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A hot dog with everything

The sun shone down from the clear bright sky, a glowing ball of fire and heat I watched the birds swoop and fly, and the sidewalk warmed my trotting feet.   we walked a while, the leash pulled taught, I

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