Monthly Archives: March 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord

What a weekend.   It started out rather sour, with the BP who feeds me leaving me in the crate to go to wherever it is she goes. This is never fun, because it means that I’m stuck in the

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Squishface Surprise?

I was resting on the couch yesterday, and one of the BP’s stopped by to give me a belly-rub. It was then that I noticed my belly is sticking out a little further than it used to.   As the

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The Swat Team

They sat there in a haughty pose oblivious to my approaching nose conjuring the nobility of ancient egypt   I snuck around a corner there stiff were my hackles- spiky hair closer and closer I sneakily crept   One leaned

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STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE!

I’m not coming out. I don’t care what you say, you miserable excuse for a Big Person. You’re not even that big. That makes you just a Person. Not even tall enough to fit the name of the B.P. What

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Happy St. Patsquish’s Day!

Top o’ the morning to you! Take a whiff of that ol’ Irish dew, though I’m not wearing green, with all the grass i’ve eat’en, at least I can have lucky poo!   Happy St. Patsquish’s Day, everyone!    

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Sweaters: A limerlick

In honor of St. Patsquish’s day coming up and the fine donation of sweaters from Tiara, I would like to post another limerlick.   It goes a-little-something-like-this:   A fine piece of cloth I do wear, Though it covers up

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Squishionary Vol. II

Squishionary: Defining dog terms, Vol. II   Belly Rub [Bell-ee ruhb] noun, verb   1. To apply and draw pressure across the exposed midsection of a prone canine. 2. A smooth, hairless, nipple slalom.   -antonyms: avoidance, loveless, belly deprivation

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Squishionary

Squishionary: Defining dog terms   BP [bee-pee]: abbr: Big Person   1. Any one of six billion bipedal mammals who provide food, water and shelter to dogs.   -antonyms: chihuahua, dog, cat   food [fōōd]: noun   1. A often

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Leapin’ lizards

The lizards are coming back! I spotted one today under a rock, doing a sexy lizard dance and trying to attract the lizard ladies. I barked the boogie right out of him.   I’m going to catch one some day.

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Oatmeal soap: Not as tasty as advertised

My BP thought it was necessary to give me a bath yesterday. What miserable person invented this awful torture? Did they hate all dogs, or just chihuahuas? The warm water is kind of nice, but the second it’s taken away,

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