Monthly Archives: February 2010

Limerlick

There is a chihuahua named Squishy, with a lil’ wagging tail on her tushie, she barks and she cries, around her-bacon dies! you could say her job is quite cushy.    

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The Battle of Fort Couch: A Sonnet

Thine knotted visage so firm and dense doth breaks twixt mine teeth so satisfying my jaws enclose and teeth grasp tense working worrying to BPs mystifying   Yon villian captures my beloved rawhide her stealth and treachery boundless And does

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The Basket Case

The Big People left for the day. Instead of sticking me in my crate as usual, they just tossed me into the vanity room. It was a pleasant change, and rather a nice upgrade in accommodations. There was only a

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Let the sunshine in!

This last Saturday was the first warm day of the year!   I sat in the hot sun, panting happily and enjoyed myself for the first time outdoors since October. It was really beautiful. In honor of this glorious day,

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When life gives you BS, roll in it

…and other squishisms by Squishface. The bone is always tastier looking when the other dog is chewing on it. A nap is worth a thousand z’s. Bacon – the best thing in the world next to sliced bacon. Because bacon

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Tiny Puppy Diary: Meow means no

There were old bones down there in the couch pillows. Old bones and old tales of a younger Squishface. More naieve, yes, but also more innocent and so full of life…until she met the Cat. Dear diary, I met a

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How to blog like a dog

I know you’ve all wondered how I do it. Every day, I provide doggish insight and bright commentary on the daily happenings of this humble canine, and each day I keep it interesting.   Is it dog-sense?   Can I

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The Blanket Statement

Your honor, I apologize for the confusion. This plea of “not guilty” is not to presume that I am not guilty of anything. I’ll admit that on occasion I am simply too adorable to behave, and in times of stress

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The code of the canine

Us doggies have a code to live by. They are simple rules, decided upon by the ancient canines of yore. Learn these rules. Memorize them. Then, the next time you encounter a dog, you will earn that dog’s respect and

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It’s good to be da dog

Sleep all day and play all night always ready for a fight. no shame in begging drooling or crying it’s good to be da dog.   Jump right up and lick your nose rip holes into your panty hose on

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