Monthly Archives: December 2009

2009 Recap

January: Too damn cold. Spent most of it under a pile of covers. February: Still too cold, but Valentines day brought chocolate. I tried to kill myself by eating a giant heart-box full of chocolate truffles. Threw it up all

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When did we lose our canine superiority?

She stared at me from across the room, a glint of hateful anger in her amber eyes.   She sat up on her considerable rear end and pretended to clean her paw. Her eyes were still locked on me. I

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It’s not easy being teensy

I was hanging out on the couch last night, gnawing on a bone, and had to get up and stretch. (By stretch, I mean chew on some ribbon I saw earlier and yark it up in a Big People shoe.)

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Squishmas is over…sigh…

Well, that’s it folks. Another year of cookies and turkey and it was a good one. In a few more days, it’ll be 2010! Doesn’t that feel futuristic? Saying “20” anything just sounds cool. Unfortunately it doesn’t bring an end

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A Squishmas Carol

Dog treats roasting on an open fire Cats play with my dangling toes I chase cars, nipping at the rolling tires And pups dressed up like Bill Cosby   Everybody knows A sweater and a Santa hat Helps to make

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Tummy troubles and how to fix them

Around this time of year, some good and some bad things happen.   The good: Food, food, food! Extra cookies, extra treats from santa, candy falling on the floor and so much more. The bad: Tummy trouble. One of the

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Let the Squishmas preparations continue…

I’m gathering the rest of my Squishmas gifts. Since I don’t have any Big People money, a credit card or any way of getting to the mall, I’ll be making or finding most of my gifts this year. Here’s my

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Squishmas is almost here!

It’s almost time again for that wonderful day, Squishmas!   Here’s how I’ll be celebrating Squishmas this year…   1. Stealing nips of eggnog from the Big People 2. Taking naps under the tree among the presents (dreaming about bone-shaped

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Ballad of the lizard prince

He stood alone, regal and green. The biggest damn lizard that I ever seen I jumped to my feet and ran to attack My hackles arose and spiked stiff from my back   He didn’t bat an eye Nor twitch

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My love-hate relationship with peanut butter

Yeah, it’s delicious…i’ll admit that. But it does get stuck to the roof of your mouth…and then you have to spend the next few minutes embarrassingly trying to invert your tongue so you may remove it.   And I don’t

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